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Bonjour à tous, Je pense que vous êtes tous sensibilisés à cette problématique et j'aimerais que nous déterminions tous en communion, et dans le respects, quels sont les vrais fondements de cette croyance impie et comment nous devons réagir ! A vos plumes bande de petites fripouilles !  |
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La tyrophobie ou plus communément appelée peur du fromage est un maux qui d'après mes récentes documentations scientifiques pointilleuses [1] est assez courant. Notre patient n'est donc pas un sujet atypique. Il existe diverses teintes de tyrophobe, allant du cas de Hervé : "Hervé tu veux du fromage?" , "Je suis tyrophobe, mais très courageux. Coupe moi donc une part de ce gouda qui m'effraie tant!" au cas beaucoup plus difficile de Mélissa North [2] qui devient carrément phobique d'un pays, la France. Le patient, Jules Dichamp se place dans un entre deux subtile qui attise toute ma curiosité car vivant en France et pas assez courageux pour se couper une bonne tranche de meule de pays. Une réaction simple et amicale consisterait à accompagner l'individu dans son mal être en retirant au possible toute trace de fromage de sa vu. Néanmoins Jules Dichamp doit être soigné ! En effet, il fait parti d'un pourcentage très faible de la population possédant un patrimoine génétique dit alpha, c'est à dire possédant l'immunité contre quelconques virus zombie. Même si le caractère génétique de cette phobie n'a pas encore été prouvé, des signes forts tendent à justifier cette thèse (le mot génétique est retrouvé dans cette page internet traitant de la tyrophobie [3]). Il est bien sur impossible d'envisager une reconstitution de l'humanité avec des gens tyrophobes, le risque est bien trop élevé au niveau de la carence en fromage qui induit des séquelles importantes sur la santé mentale[4]. Le traitement que je préconise est un gavage dit à la "Gerso-Savoyarde". Le gavage "Gerso-Savoyard" consiste à nourrir l'individu à l'aide d'un tube que l'on introduit dans l'oesophage directement relié à une pompe qui envoie de manière continue du fromage de type vache qui rit.
[1] forum.doctissimo.fr/psychologie/angoisse-phobie/suis-phobique-fromage-sujet_154047_1.htm[2] www.minutebuzz.com/actu--journee-mondiale-du-fromage-decouvrez-melissa-north-qui-est-tyrophobe-kezako/[3] www.leuksenegal.com/people/item/38758-une-%C3%A9tudiante-anglaise-a-peur-du-fromage[4] N. Victorin, "Tyrophobia and Jules Dichamp. Proof of the Decay of the mental via Non-Pertubative Renormalization Group method and Feynamn Diagrams" Phys Rev Lett 197.458 (2007).
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